Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 520 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Be faster than the elevator
Manage to trap yourself
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Medals Earned: 6/16 (100/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
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Medals Earned: 11/20 (355/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Buy everything